Drunken Stupor
2001-08-28 @ 6:15 p.m.
When you drink too much
Have you ever hit your head on a beer can you were using as an ashtray?
Have you ever vomitted on yourself?
Have you ever passed out by the toilet, when ten people were waiting to use the bathroom?
Have you ever been afraid a goat was chasing you?
Have you ever peed on the side of the highway?
Have you ever peed in your sleep?
Have you ever stolen a bottle of wine and locked yourself in the bathroom?
Have you ever made out with someone four years younger than you?
Have you ever played strip poker?
Have you ever forgotten about your lit cigarette until the unflicked ash was as long as the cigarrete itself?
Have you ever walked around smoking an unlit cigarette?
Have you ever purposely dropped the soap in the shower to lure someone to pick it up for you?
Have you ever slept under a end table?
I've done six of these things. My friends or friends of friends have done the others. How about you?